Having been a total crab ass to everyone around me in the past few hours, I feel it necessary to issue an open apology. An apology to every person that I will come into contact with from now until April. I am sorry. I am not myself. I am consumed by these ridiculous, mind-numbing, unholy allergies.
The sneezing, the raw runny nose, the sore throat, the burning itchy eyes. I sound like a commercial for every allergy medicine. And, by the way, I have tried every single allergy medicine that I can get my hands on. Suffering, day after long pollen filled day, it makes a person crazy. Crazy, & angry.
I do not know what else to do, but hunker down & muddle thru. Try to stay out of the city as much as possible; I find blessed relief from my allergies out at our land in Oldham county. Here in the city, I suffer. I will make no plans to be around people where I am expected to be pleasant or civil. Because I cannot. I cannot carry on a normal conversation. I cannot think. I am angry.
So, if you have the unfortunate luck of being around me this month, please forgive me. Forgive my bitching & moaning. Forgive my ugly red nose & bloodshot eyes. Better yet, just stay away from me, you will be better off.
Ever heard that saying ‘Religion & allergies are for the weak’? Well, at least I don’t have religion. Oh, there I go again, being bitchy. I am sorry.
See you in April.