An apology

Having been a total crab ass to everyone around me in the past few hours, I feel it necessary to issue an open apology.  An apology to every person that I will come into contact with from now until April.  I am sorry.  I am not myself.  I am consumed by these ridiculous, mind-numbing, unholy allergies.

The sneezing, the raw runny nose, the sore throat, the burning itchy eyes.  I sound like a commercial for every allergy medicine.  And, by the way, I have tried every single allergy medicine that I can get my hands on.  Suffering, day after long pollen filled day, it makes a person crazy.  Crazy, & angry.

I do not know what else to do, but hunker down & muddle thru.  Try to stay out of the city as much as possible; I find blessed relief from my allergies out at our land in Oldham county.  Here in the city, I suffer.  I will make no plans to be around people where I am expected to be pleasant or civil.  Because I cannot.  I cannot carry on a normal conversation.  I cannot think.  I am angry.

So, if you have the unfortunate luck of being around me this month, please forgive me.  Forgive my bitching & moaning.  Forgive my ugly red nose & bloodshot eyes.  Better yet, just stay away from me, you will be better off.

Ever heard that saying ‘Religion & allergies are for the weak’?  Well, at least I don’t have religion.  Oh, there I go again, being bitchy.  I am sorry.

See you in April.


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